Creative Writing « Rachel Benoist's Musings

To Be 8 again!

01 Sep 2011 Leave a Comment

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.’I'd like to be eight again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror .On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. More

I used to like Harold

19 May 2011 Leave a Comment

by Ltdarling in Jokes

I was having trouble with my computer.

So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over.?
Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.?
He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. More

You Might Be A Geek If…

19 May 2011 Leave a Comment

by Ltdarling in Jokes

If ten or more of these apply, I hope you work in the computer industry.

Your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50.
You introduce your wife as “mylady@home.wife”.
You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
You want an 16x CDROM for Christmas.
Dilbert is your hero.
You can name 6 Star Trek episodes.
Your spouse sends you an e-mail to call you to dinner.
Your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.
You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids’ toys.
You use a CAD package to design your son’s Pinewood Derby car. More